The Stories You’ll Hate in 2013
Well it’s a brand new year and that means brand new stuff is going to happen, right? Wrong. Nothing new has happened since 1990 with the release of U Can’t Touch This which ushered in an era of white...
View Article6 Reality Shows That Need to Exist
Reality TV is preposterous. It’s never been real, it’s clearly not going away and it just mocks us all the time. Mocks our apathy, mocks out stupidity, mocks the way we just won’t turn it off. And...
View Article5 Potential Opponents for George Zimmerman’s Celebrity Boxing Match
(Behold: The most punchable face in the universe. / Props: TMZ) By Ben Goldstein Yesterday, TMZ reported that acquitted killer and amateur painter George Zimmerman has agreed to compete in a celebrity...
View ArticleFive Incredible Philip Seymour Hoffman Videos That You Probably Haven’t Seen...
As you’re all aware by now, Academy Award-winning actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead yesterday at the age of 46, after an apparent heroin overdose. We’re not very good at expressing sincere...
View Article8 Celebrities We Liked Better When They Were Fat
(Drew Carey and Jonah Hill. My God, what have you done.) By Will Levith Every passing year, it seems like celebrities get even more hung up on the way they look. What was considered thin ten years ago...
View ArticleEllen’s Oscars Selfie: The 12 Greatest Photoshop Parodies
Last night, Ellen DeGeneres literally broke the Internet when she posted a star-studded selfie during the 2014 Oscars broadcast. The photo quickly became the most retweeted post in Twitter history,...
View ArticleSix Awful Celebrity Couples That Should Split Up for the Sake of Humanity
(But they looked so fake-happy together!) By Dustin Seibert So, Kardashian Klan little sister and ugly-duckling-amongst-swans Khloe Kardashian just became the second person in her immediate family to...
View ArticleRest in Peace, James Rebhorn and Oderus Urungus: A Photo Tribute
The entertainment world lost two bright stars this weekend. And while their creative output was wildly different, they shared one thing in common: Integrity. On Friday, character actor James Rebhorn...
View Article20 Celebrities With Awful Tattoos: A Photo Tribute
By Dustin Seibert As a tattoo enthusiast whose upper body is at least 30 percent covered, I’m always keeping my eyes peeled for truly awesome work. I also get a kick out of seeing really terrible ink...
View ArticleDakota Johnson and 21 More Sexy Celebrity Daughters
By Dustin Seibert Don Johnson – he of ’80s-pastel-and-Ferrari glory – had a few words to say about his and babe of yore Melanie Griffith’s smoking offspring Dakota Johnson’s starring role in the...
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